Sooooo....

What the fuck was with today? It was a complete shitstorm! A screaming plague of defecating THINGS, whirling like a diseased tornado of assinine questions and expectations. Unrelenting, unthinking, slack-jawed attack of the mouth-breathers.

Sweet eff-ing Christ.

I knew this would be a bad day when I took that new shortcut to work.

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Okay, so I don't have any numbers to back this up, but according to my observations, there is an alarming scarcity of turn signal lightbulbs. THIS IS AN EPIDEMIC PEOPLE! From what I've seen, it's obvious that if you burn out your turn signal, THAT'S IT. No more lightbulbs.

You had your chance but you had to go and blow it by frivolously using your turn signal.

This is why no one ever uses them anymore. It's so obvious! There is a huge conspiracy by the Pentavirate to bring Civilization to its knees through this insidious plot.

It doesn't stop there, either. I've been seeing a lot more people driving without their headlights on too. These folks have the inside scoop - by God don't burn out a headlight, there are no more!

Well folks, fear no more. I'm here to tell you there is no need! It's all a plot to gouge the customer by creating a perceived shortage.

Well, I say FIGHT THE POWER!

TURN ON THOSE GODDAMN HEADLIGHTS EVERY TIME YOU DRIVE, NIGHT OR DAY! LET THE OTHER DRIVERS AND PEDESTRIANS SEE YOU COMING! USE THAT TURN SIGNAL PROUDLY, KNOWING THAT EACH BLINK IS A SHOUT FOR FREEDOM AND A MIGHTY BLOW AGAINST SHADOWY TYRANNY!

Seriously. Use your fucking headlights. Use your god damn turn signals.
You people are fucking dangerous.

Oh, and don't block driveways and intersections ya moron!

Buster