Airbags! Can you fuckin' believe it?!

So, if you had a bet that Person X would sleep with Person Y, and Person X was aware of the bet, approached Person Y with the suggestion that if Person Y helped X win the bet, X would share the winnings with Y - Is Y a Prostitute?

 

I mean it's not like you're PAYING them, right? They're WINNINGS!

 

We may never know, I guess.

 

So, I realized tonight that the reason I so frequently read while 'on the throne' is to distract myself from the horrible things I'm doing. 

 

Buster Fixxitt.