And what program did you make the file in?

"Windows"

 

uh-huh. So, you want me to print a 'windows' file at 2 ft x 3ft? I'm sure there won't be any difficulty with that.

 

You ever think most people live a magical world? Where apples grow on store shelves? Meat isn't an animal, and printers are like replicators on Star Trek?

 

Feh. People.