Imagine if you will...
What does the suicide note of a Hallmark card writer look like?
"Let me be the first to offer my condolences on your recent loss."
"God never closes a door, without opening a window. Happy landings!"
That first one belongs to my wife.
Please, suggest your own!
posted by Buster Fixxitt & his Best Girl @ 8:38 AM
3 Comments:
Several come to mind...
He/She's in a better place...well, now that they scraped the pavement clean.
Don't worry, being a suicide bomber doesn't omit you from heaven.
Have you learned anything from your loss or are you still an asshole?
A real parent would've seen this coming...
Dude! That last one is fuckin' harsh, J!
Hilariously Harsh.
How 'bout:
"In your time of loss remember that every cloud has a silver lining...
At least you won't have to bear the financial burden of Timmy's college education."
sorry about your luck, doesn't it suck to realise just how shitty a parent you really are?
Look at it this way, least you never now have to wonder where your kid is at 2 AM!
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