Jagged steel-toothed Polkaroo Trap

So, I'm tired a lot of the time. You ever have the 'so tired you're short of breath, so you yawn a lot, and the yawns make you nauseous' thing? Or is that just me?

Good News! I'm going to have 5 days in a row off at Christmas. Including my anniversary. Cheat Commandos - Rock, Rock on!

I was thinking of Polka Dot Door and how the one host never got to see Polkaroo. I imagined someone going a little nuts and starting to lay traps for Polkaroo. REAL traps. You know, big steel bear traps with nasty mandibles.

"Uh, Tom. What are you doing?"
"I'm gonna see Polkaroo if it kills me! Well, that ought to do it! I'll just go 'check on Humpty & Dumpty' for a few minutes. Say hi to Polkaroo for me Sherry! heh heh heh" (Tom exits)

Then Polkaroo shows up and gets caught in the bear trap, lots of blood and screaming, lots of bleeping of expletives. Sherry manages to pry Polkaroo free, and he drags himself off stage making a rude gesture to Sherry.

Tom hobbles in with viciously wounded leg, which he refuses to acknowledge. Tom sees the empty trap and the pool of blood and rightly assumes that Sherry helped free Polkaroo, and must therefor die. Her frantic pleas of "look at your leg, You're polkaroo! It's just a stupid costume!" are rebuffed by Tom explaining that Dumpty turned feral and had to be put down.

Basically, I see Nicole Sullivan playing Sherry and Dave Herman as Tom.
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Okay, so maybe that's not so funny outside of my head.

Meh what are you gonna do?

I should get home. Hungry. Tired. Miss my wife.

Buster Fixxitt