Short time reader, first time blogger

Okay, so WHY can't i set the snooze interval on my freaking alarm clock? Is this not the most obvious function for an alarm clock to have? Is this not the logical extension of HAVING a snooze button?

And who decides the length on these things? Nine minutes. NINE? How many times have you said "Just 9 more minutes, please, I was up all night." ? NONE. That's how many. None times. And if I remember my None Times Table, None x Anything=


Okay, so here's what I want. Get me an alarm clock that I can set the Snooze interval on, make it have a Weekday and weekend setting. Make it have a Maximum number of snoozes allowed feature so that when you try to hit it after you've maxed it out, it plays a file you've recorded that says like "Nice Try Dink!" or whatever you want it to.

Heck, let me sync it to my mac or my palm or whatever so that IT knows when I have to get up. "You have a meeting at 7, it takes you 20 minutes to get there, it takes you 30 to have a dump, get your ass out of bed!"

Dude, that would rock so hard. An alarm clock that's online, you could set it for different time zones, so you know when to call someone. And hackers could actually wake people up or screw with their clocks.

Alright. Enough for a first.